Crane 6kg Kettlebell

Do you even lift? With this you kinda can!

Montasir Masrur

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It has a solid grey body, complemented with dark purple panels, with a circular sign on the middle. Sounds like a superhero costume? but rather its a pieces of exercise equipment - the kettlebell. Weighing as much as a really fat baby the primary function of the kettlebell is to act as a doorstop for heavy doors or automatically closing doors

As a secondary function, the kettlebell can be swung with great effect against an opponent, delivering enough force capable of breaking bones, giving concussions, getting the wind knocked out of .... to give you the edge in a fight to finish them off. It can also be dropped from some height onto a target (ex's car, ex's head) with relative accuracy due to its streamlined build being unaffected by wind speed & direction.

Totally not my ankles.

A seemingly hidden potential of this item is its use as a foot massage. Speaking from experience, I have used this kettleback to great effect in relaxation after a long day of sitting down & internetting to message my feet with it's smooth, rounded handle. It helps massage the soreness in your foot & even other parts of your body away.

Its final function is as the less known, less used exercise tool. It is perfect for the beginner, weighing 6kg which unless you're a sissy shouldn't be too hard. The handle has an excellent grip to hold on to while exercising, unless your palms get really sweaty & slippery in which case it might slip through your fingers & crush your feet.

Pros:

• heavy enough to use as an effective melee weapon
• gives an excuse to flex your muscles
• slight chance this may lead to a healthier life style...a very slight chance
• the design is aesthetically pleasing
• dropping it on your foot will hurt enough so that you won't stay conscious to feel the pain.
• injury from its use may be used to gain sympathy from opposite sex, or even same sex

Cons:

• not light enough to use as an effective thrown weapon
• use of equipment will cause muscles in arm to contract
• use of equipment will force you to expend energy

Rating: 3.666 out of 5 stars - a relatively good excuse for an exercise equipment