Monday, 22 September 2014

White Bread: Why it's 'White' for you

White Bread: The unsung hero of the kitchen cupboard; 

Why it's White for you

Jack McDonell




 


There for you in good times and bad. When it’s 2am and you need to make food without waking up your significant other. When you drop tomato sauce on the ground and there is no paper towels. When other things just won’t do. Turn to White Bread.

The most aestheticly pleasing of the flour based products; you will find white bread more than happy when thrown into a toaster, or even when used to make a sandwich. This product might well be the best thing since sliced bread.

Forget all of the extravagance that comes with multi-grain bread or bread rolls, the working man's bread is white bread. Cheap enough for everyday consumption, malliable enough to not hurt your toe if you drop it.

Classical aesthetic beauty is embodied in this food, not only does it make up the base of the food pyramid, it can make up the base of your life. Trust on white bread. It will not let you down.

Pros:

Soft and squishy - Can be eaten by people with poor dental health
Very short learning curve - literally can be used by babies
Cheap
Versatile
No gross looking bits (here’s looking at you multi-grain)

Cons:

Turns Blue if left sitting around for too long
Can burn if left unattended in a toaster
Doesn't work very well as a bandaid if you cut yourself at a picnic


Rating: 5 Stars – Literally Changed my Life

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